

So the baby zombie was burning through the chestplate-less Philza at an alarming rate - enough that Philza was finally taken down by a spider when he tried to run away. But how does fuckin full armor baby zombie catch fire? Philza hit it with his fire sword. “Fuckin full armor baby zombie will fuck your day,” redditor Jbau01 cogently observed, “especially while on fire.” “I knew it,” Philza snarls as soon as he realizes what he’s up against. That means Philza was comparatively naked (no chestplate) while the baby zombie was sponging up the damage. He happened to be wearing his Elytra wings when one of those aggravatingly fast zombie babies spawned, in full gold enchanted armor.

Philza appears to have been caught with his pants down in several ways here, some of his predicament being plain bad luck. The longest-ever run on Minecraft’s perma-permadeath hardcore mode ended this week after five years, and it ended in a most agonizing fashion for the record holder, too.
